What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:59

A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
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Moonraker
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”